First there was the War on Christmas, and now, just when you thought we all were safe, The War on Christians rears its ugly head. Fear not, however, for Vision America, those brave martyrs and heroes, have vowed to fight until every last drop of atheist, Muslim and Pagan blood has seeped into our God-given American soil. Ok, maybe I exaggerate a bit.
These good people are committed to “Restoring the Original American Vision,” and have gathered together such intellectual luminaries as Gary Bauer, Phyllis Schlafly and Alan Keyes, as well as that bastion of Christian Ethics, Tom Delay to save us from the heretical scourge composed of the ACLU, Gays, and of course, Hollywood. Well, Hollywood with the exception of Mel Gibson and Kirk Cameron, of course.
Vision America was founded by Dr. Rick Scarborough, who Tom Delay claims as “one of [his] closest friends.” Well, gosh-darn and call the deacon Mildred, if that ain’t just a peachy recommendation, then I don’t know what is. Dr. Scarborough has a new book out, Liberalism Kills Kids which purports to expose a “cultural coup d’etat that has left our families gasping for air.
My favorite quote so far about this whole fiasco comes from Jeff Teidrich at The Smirking Chimp:
“Frankly, the Rapture can’t come soon enough for me. What a quieter place this world will be after The Big Jesus Hoover Vacuum sucks these people up into the sky.”